1. Going to go with "radical behaviorist with existential tendencies" instead of "Adlerian" for my theoretical orientation.  This has been the cause and result of much research and angst.

2. Welcome to Night Vale is DOING THINGS TO MY EMOTIONS HOLY FUCKBALLS GODDAMNIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

3. Kevin, you BITCH

4. WHY

5. WHY U DO DIS

6. Somewhere in the past year I earned trappings of adulthood, such as car payment and IRA and student loan debt.

7. I still froth at the mouth with unparalleled fury when pseudoscience and/or homeopathy enter into any conversation.

8. I've been drinking wine this evening.

8.  Maybe I should get back to homework.